February 2012
Right then... Go fuck yourself
When your parents forget your name
epic-humor:
Nigga, how many kids do you have?
cindyllama:
for the person who leaves me asks asking me how i do my makeup.
Honestly
Although i’m neutral to mostly everything, i rather you do weed than drink and smoke cigarettes(As long as you respect the fact that i don’t do it) i kinda like my friends alive and happy.
Reblog this and see what you get.
thisgoesuncharted:
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
probably no one will do this..
My skank got wasted and called me. And after around 15 minutes I got him to get inside and lie down to try and sleep. He proceeded to speak word vomit from everywhere and asked me to ask him ANY question. when I didn’t, I ended up with a small little “you’re so adorable, but you’re so hot.. I dont know how that works but you’re so cute and beautiful and awesome, and I...
Benefits of being short (for a girl)
Trying to find a boy taller than you is not hard at all
Wearing high heels won’t make you look super gigantic
Short girls are cute
Kissing someone who’s taller is cute when you have to stand on your toes
Closer to the ground
Hide and seek is easier for you than tall people
Short people usually run faster
I like being short
Yes.