one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
Licking it , tongue fucking it , gently nibbling on the clit , kissing her thighs , sucking on the clit, sucking on her pussy lips, squeezing her thighs as you lick her clean. Yeah it’s a art only select women deserve.
Sweet god… temptingflora 😍
Well fuck me..Thats just not fair
HOW IS HE THAT STRONG?!
right?!?! Most men could not do tht at all or not for long. GOD DAMN I SAY! GOD. DAMN.
HIS porn is going to ruin my expectations of my bf… Hahaha!
- upset stomach and vomiting
- muscle aches
- chronic fatigue
- hormonal problems
- irregular menstrual cycles
- lowered immune system
- shortness of breath
- heart palpitations
it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious “
i swear every single scene from this show is on tumblr
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.
appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen
there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes
somebody said it
where is the lie